Doucheneck

T shirt buying sabotaged when you pick up a seemingly perfectly good T-shirt in a shop, go to try it on and then discover that the neck hole is super-wide exposing half your chest - thus making you look like a roid-munching D-Bag from Geordie Shore.

"I was about to buy a wicked T shirt in a shop, then I tried it on and saw it had Doucheneck. Now I'm off to stab Ed Hardy in both eyes."

by spafflizard May 21, 2013

Doucheterstrudel

Noun; Another word for douchebag, or douche canoe.

That Brad is a real doucheterstrudel.

by Kpmadness July 18, 2016

doubleness

The double version of double so its double of double.

Hey want a 4 people group?
You mean doubleness?
No just quadruple.
Fuck that its doubleness.

by TheRealDoubleness May 3, 2018

doucheass

someone who is both a douche and an ass

Jerry: "yesterday at work, this guy pretended to sign in at the kiosk and then lied about doing it"
Bob: "wow, what a doucheass"

by imnotuncletom June 24, 2022

douchevestor

Crypto Bro Douchebag Deluxe. Boring as shit and redundant.

Main traits: prone to constant postering, false bravado, willfully ignorant and Dumb as a Pet Rock

Trying to relax and have a good time, taking a menyal pause from the hamster wheel that is late stage capitalism and was confronted by a douchevestor, my evening was subsequently ruined.

by Krunvisaurus September 3, 2023