douchetination

A place where douchebags hang out.

Which bar should we hit? Fuck that place; it's crawling with shiny Repugs. I can't stomach a douchetination right now. Let's go somewhere else.

by anipalcraig April 30, 2011

doucheknocker

A female version of a fartknocker or a buttknocker.

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 23, 2021

douchebangle

1. Doing the wrong thing, then later realizing that you could have gone about it in a much better fashion. Short for "douche bag angle".

2. Trying to be shifty or sleazy in a situation and blowing it only to realize later that you completely looked like an ass in the process. Regret weighs heavy.

Say a girl best described as "plain jane" that you see everyday gets a MAD makeover and like an ass you try to lay some smoothness on her only to be shot down with the realization that you knew her all along. If only you hadn't taken the douchebangle you'd probably be cozy with her right now.

Example in a sentence:

"If only he didn't try some slippery douchebangle I probably would have went to the prom with him".

by turdcutter January 13, 2008

douchebanger

a type of mostly sucky, somewhat compulsory gathering or get-together marked by the attendance of primarily douchebags and douchebaguettes.

I'm totally pissed I have to go to this karaoke retirement party for my boss, it's going to be a total douchebanger.

by kbesque July 6, 2010

doucharino

An ultimate douche.

Chris taking his shot for h-o-r-s-e

Jola blocks his shot

Chris: Jola you're a doucharino.

by HMMM P.O.S. November 7, 2012

douchein

one who is douchely in nature

also can mean the philosophy of being a douche, derivative of heidegger's "Dasein"

can be used as a monnicker and/or insult

Matt: what up douchein
Andrew: notin much bruheim

by Andrew December 23, 2003

Douchekit

Much worse than a standard douchebag, this is the whole kit. Equivalent to Fucker or Shithead.

A discrete reference may be made to said 'douchekit' by saying "he's Summer's Eve".

In a sentence "Boy, Daniel sure is a Douchekit" "I know, he's such a Summer's Eve".

by casual_observer September 27, 2007