douchehalf

(Noun) One who is not a douchewhole; a person who has not attained a state of douchewholeness or its spiritual counterpart, doucheholiness; that is, the state of being merged or one with Almighty Douchegod, whose Wholly Doucheword and only begotten son, Douchechrist is prophecied to return from the Doucheheavens in a Douche-ocolypse of divine Douchejudgment. It says so right here in the pages of this Douchebook.

A: "Honey, where's the Douchebook? I need to say my doucheprayers."
B: "Mm, someone sounds guilty that he was a douchehalf, and didn't go to Douchemass last week."
A: "What a fine Douchechristian wife I married. Honey, I'm going to go around irrelevantly telling total strangers to 'have a doucheblessed day' all the time, just 'cause I feel so doucheblessed to be your douchehusband. Praise Douchegod!"

by ignorethesefourwords November 13, 2012

Douchelad

A boy who no doubt thinks he's being classy as hell, but is really just a grown fuckboy with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.

Douchelad:
-Little to no respect for women, but probably relies on his mom
-Usually homophobic
-He thinks romance is asking, "Ever fucked in the backseat of a Rolls-Royce?"
-He thinks he's "Christian Grey" and wants to reenact the book
-Asks women he's dating whether or not they are virgins
-Literally just a grown fuckboy, how many examples do you need?

by thetenthjustice February 26, 2015

Douchewaddery

Behaivior unbecoming of an upstanding member of society, behavior meant to emotionally traumatize and or hurt a female of your acquaintance. General portrayal of extreme assholiness

That man is a master of Douchewaddery...

Do you think he has a PhD in Douchewaddery?

by TIREDOFJERKS March 18, 2010

DoucheHawk

A douchey mohawk; a mohawk that exhibits douche bag like qualities.

Did you see the guy with the douchehawk?

by FittiFitti March 22, 2009

doubleheader

a dildo with two heads on opposite sides.

those lesbians at the strip club like to share the doubleheader.

by cris090382 February 29, 2008

doughhead

Doughhead:

Used to describe kids between the age of 'grommet' and the age of 'wigger'...Big baggy pants, skullcap and a hoodie...Usually skaterats or shredders...

Did you see the doughhead in the pipe with the oldschool Burton board?

by Fangle November 14, 2006

douchebad

Someone who ignores you on aim.

That Adam won't respond to my IMs. What a douchebad!

by Gee Minor April 16, 2007