douchecammode

A douche bag/douche that is so full of shit, they are just like a cammode... they are an uber douche of all douches....

OMG Steve is such a douchecammode, he is always messing with people and talking shit.

by Udiealot81 September 3, 2014

doucheometer

One's level of douchiness... measured on a scale using the unit

A-hole/Sec... Highest ever measured was 1 A-hole/sec

Brian: "Ha ha, I'm being so funny right now"
Mike: "No your not, you're like totally measuring a 1 on the doucheometer right now"

by sonbro56 August 15, 2010

Douchecough

A sly way for you to call someone a douche while acting like you're coughing.

"You're such a douchecough"

by The Wall Flower July 22, 2009

doucedora

the small fadoras hipsters wear. not to be confused with the Fadora a formal dress hat!!

look at the doucedora that guys wearing

by HOLLYWOODlv25 February 18, 2011

DoucheCoin

Parody of DogeCoin

My buddy asked me if I was gonna buy DogeCoin at $.50. I told him I would never buy DoucheCoin or BitchCoin or any other crypto fiat.

by The Gideon Lion May 8, 2021

douchedork

Someone who is a dork and therefore not cool enough to even be a douchebag, but who tries so hard to act cool that they blur the line between dork and douchebag.

Dustin Diamond is a douchedork.

by JGbrk July 9, 2009

doucheboob

An especially vacuous, overbearing, ignorant person. A person exhibiting the obnoxiousness of a douchebag and the intelligence of a boob.

He doesn't know the first thing about ________ but acts like the expert, what a doucheboob.

by doucheboob October 15, 2011