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doucheruptor

Someone (let's face it, probably a white male) in the tech industry who has a god complex and some stupid ideas and has the nerve to foist them on an unwilling world. IE, a douche who is also, or thinks of himself, as a disruptor.

Also: the way Sean Connery says the word disruptor.
"Holy cow, Jack Dorsey is not only unspeakably ugly but a super douche."
"I believe he thinks he's a disruptor and that that is somehow a good thing."
"He's a doucheruptor."
by punnypenny September 18, 2018
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Douchefunctional

A idiotic person who is unable to function as a normal part of society and can not regulate control of irrational outbursts.
Kanye West is on the loose with his douchefunctional behavior again today.
by Unicorn Knox October 11, 2018
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Douchecrat

Pronounced DOO-SHA-CRAT.

The lethal combination of an arrogant and obnoxious douche, an obstructionist paper-pusher bureaucrat lacking competence and accountability; and a career-railroading office snake. Often confused with doucheacrat, douchecrat is not affiliated with any political party. They can be a government, non-profit or private sector employee or manager that prioritizes their own standing ahead of their team’s, department’s, or organization’s well-being.

Often created by under-developed and incompetent managers, Douchecrats exhibit the following behaviors:

· Perpetuates problems they are supposed to solve.
· Delegates all of responsibilities but retains power
· Is often too busy looking too busy
· Sports a shit-eating grin as they obstruct your ability to do your job, your promotion potential, while slowly pushing you out
· Preys on those deemed inferior and deceitfully wins loyalty from management
I asked John for advice on leveraging my event planning skills and downtime to help our team plan a successful conference. Our boss subsequently scolded me, for according to John "trying to go over her head." Now my boss refuses to talk to me and relies on him for everything. I hear that he’s now in the running to get that promotion instead of me – what a fucking douchecrat!
by Douchecrat November 15, 2018
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douchecanoe

First used in 1997 when Bryon Wright and Graham Marchbank attempted to create insults while high on mushrooms. Graham invented the term Twatwaffle which mean that "you're a twat on every level in many ways" whereas Bryon invented Douchecanoe as a way of saying "you're such a big douche that your very existence crossed the ocean and killed people with your douchebaggery".

You folks, know the origins of two terms and in the days pre-myspace.. the term Douche-Canoe was spread via IRC, a chat channel that Anonymous now uses.
Jake Paul is a douchecanoe for promoting gambling to kids around the world.
by Palionu June 23, 2019
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douchenuts

Someone who is beyond the regular level of douche. So much of a douche that you are the nuts of a douche. Derived from the word doughnut.
What EXACTLY is this guy wearing??? Buttoned, over a button-up shirt?? With all the arms pushed up? What a douchenuts!!!!!
by Aasim Syed May 23, 2008
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Douchecanoe

A douche that wants to be a canoe, so that it will be floating and not sinking in its own stupidity.
You fucking douchecanoe.
by TheFeatheredCap August 17, 2011
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douchecanoe

hey have you seen douchecanoe today?" "yeah, adam is over there
by eitak yalbmert October 4, 2010
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