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Douschecunt

Someone who exhibits over-the-top douschebaggery along with being a c#nt. Can also be used as a less offensive way to describe a douschebag or a c#nt due to the simple humor of combing the two words.
That girl is always hanging all over my boyfriend and trying to get attention; she is a total douschecunt.
Douschecunt by JBean212 February 25, 2009
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Douchecuntary 

Someone who's a such a douchebag and a cunt that it's complete douchecuntary.
"Hey that guy over there is a such a douchebag fucking twat knobhead cunt."

"Yeah its complete douchecuntary."
Douchecuntary by BigdickLJ February 12, 2021
where your hair is slightly spiked in the front
did u see will
yeah he has the douchiest douchecut ever...other than my brother
douchecut by klkjjkdskjld September 25, 2011

Douchecunt

A guy who is narcississtic, cocky, immature, and very very good at playing mind games. He's extremely attractive, most likely has a sexy accent and uses this to his advantage. Makes you think he's different from other guys, and what people say about him by playing the "difference of culture" card, but he's not. He's just better at playing the game. He is not like typical players. He understands women, knows why they do the things they do, and takes advantage. Acts mature, and will most likely call you out on overreacting to something, making you feel like an idiot. The douchecunt is a very rare species of asshole, that seldomly occurs, but when he does... be prepared to get FUCKED OVER
Girl: Hey we should hang out soon :)
Guy: yeah for sure. Lets hang out friday :)
Girl: Alright!

*girl recieves mass message from guy*
"hey everyone I'm djing on friday, come check it out!"

Girl: wow... what a douchecunt.
Douchecunt by MSHEPS October 16, 2010

douchecentral

a place where large numbers of douchebags gather to do douchebag activities
aussie joe: hey man wana go to india for a holiday
aussie bob: nah man thats douchecentral
aussie joe: fukn aye
douchecentral by aussie bob89 February 2, 2010

douchecunt

When someone acts of a disrespectful nature towards 1 or a groups of persons, using derogatory insults aimed at ones race and/or ethnicity.
This lady on the tram was acting like a douchecunt towards all the coloured people aboard.
douchecunt by meta4or November 29, 2011

douchecunt

the female douchebag. someone who has sex with many partners who doesn't take care of her cunt.
eww! PL is a douchecunt!!
douchecunt by mer & candice May 20, 2008
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