Skip to main content

Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.
Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"
by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013
mugGet the Douchecation mug.

douchecast

A portmanteau of "douche" and "broadcast" that describes the act of talking about things the douchecaster thinks makes them sound awesome, so loudly that they are overheard by everyone nearby.
"I wanted to get some reading done on the bus, but this guy in front of me was douchecasting his opinions about the local music scene so loudly that I couldn't concentrate".
by Weaselpanties February 3, 2017
mugGet the douchecast mug.

Douchecopter

A mix of the words douche and helicopter, someone who is being hella annoying and hovering over your shoulder while you send a text.
"Rodney, stop being such a douchecopter and gtf away from me, bruh!"
by Xur November 8, 2017
mugGet the Douchecopter mug.

Douchecrat

Pronounced DOO-SHA-CRAT.

The lethal combination of an arrogant and obnoxious douche, an obstructionist paper-pusher bureaucrat lacking competence and accountability; and a career-railroading office snake. Often confused with doucheacrat, douchecrat is not affiliated with any political party. They can be a government, non-profit or private sector employee or manager that prioritizes their own standing ahead of their team’s, department’s, or organization’s well-being.

Often created by under-developed and incompetent managers, Douchecrats exhibit the following behaviors:

· Perpetuates problems they are supposed to solve.
· Delegates all of responsibilities but retains power
· Is often too busy looking too busy
· Sports a shit-eating grin as they obstruct your ability to do your job, your promotion potential, while slowly pushing you out
· Preys on those deemed inferior and deceitfully wins loyalty from management
I asked John for advice on leveraging my event planning skills and downtime to help our team plan a successful conference. Our boss subsequently scolded me, for according to John "trying to go over her head." Now my boss refuses to talk to me and relies on him for everything. I hear that he’s now in the running to get that promotion instead of me – what a fucking douchecrat!
by Douchecrat November 15, 2018
mugGet the Douchecrat mug.

Doucheality

(doo-she-AL-it-ee) - NOUN: one's innate capacity to be a complete and utter douche -- provoked or not.
"Dude - you're not going to pick up my tab? Man...your doucheality is really showing..." :)"
by blfb April 28, 2010
mugGet the Doucheality mug.

Douchecat

You see Jim up there on stage playing the cornet? He thinks he's the coolest cat in cat town, but he's a dick to everyone. He doesn't even tip the waiters. He is such a fucking douchecat
by AxeJazz March 24, 2009
mugGet the Douchecat mug.

douchebitch

Any person, male or female, who is both a douchebag and a bitch
Don't be such a douchebitch!
by Shooter667 October 30, 2010
mugGet the douchebitch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email