Community doorknob

A slut. Everybody gets a turn.

Britney had sex with 3 nerds. She's a community doorknob

by cswiss November 24, 2010

Dookie

See: poop

Damn, Shaniqua, yo breaf stank like dookie.

by hoity toit November 27, 2003

Dooking

The noise that ferrets make when they are happy or excited. When you're playing alot, they start to walk around making this noise or dooking. It's a sort of low chuckle/clucking sound. It's really cute. :

When I play with my ferret he starts dooking! It's so cute!

by Ragon February 6, 2009

Dookeyshooter

A girl with a BIG ole ass

Damnnnnnnn, look at that dookeyshooter.
Man that bitch got a dookeyshooter.
Holy shit that hoe got the biggest dookeyshooter I ever seen.

by Flyasaballoonhighasakite September 15, 2010

National fuck a doorknob day

On September 12th, celebrate this national holiday by sticking your cock in a doorknob

Kevin: bro I got my dick stuck in a doorknob yesterday
Brian: why the fuck was your dick in the doorknob in the first place
Kevin: because bro, it's national fuck a doorknob day

by Doorknobfucker42 May 25, 2018

dookie strip

Beef Jerky shaped poop

Caught the dog eating dookie strip out of the kitty litter box

by Hannah.elizabeth December 13, 2013

dookie boner

A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.

Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner

Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time

by Buttircup March 18, 2014