A Doomer is any person, of any age or gender, who has studied the handwriting on the wall about what is happening on this planet, to arrive at the obvious conclusion that global industrial civilization, humanity, and all the Earthlings we share this collapsing planet with are utterly, irrevocably fucked. A Doomer has abandoned all hope -- with all its attendant forms of hopium and apocaloptimism -- that the situation will do anything other than continue to deteriorate. A Doomer is a rare breed of human who can handle the Truth that there is nothing that anybody, on any level, from individuals to the United Nations, will ever be able to do a damn thing to change the dystopic future awaiting us all. A Doomer dedicates his life to figuring out how to live the rest of what is left of his or her existence with this knowledge.
by Hambone Littletail July 27, 2022
Get the doomermug. by babydoomer November 15, 2023
Get the baby doomermug. Slur, used by deluded livestock, against those who could save them, and in defense of their owners, to keep the facade up.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
Refers to somebody who has enough life experience and intelligence, to not fall for the self-delusion of the domesicated human anymore, and realizes that humanity is factually a platentary pathogen of swarm lifeforms that already eradicated 50% of all species and is neither willing nor able to turn the ship around.
Contrary to popular belief (as opposed to observation), does not “accept” this status quo, nor has “given up”, nor “isn’t solution-focused”, but simply realized that humanity itself *is* the problem, and its self-eradication *is* the solution. (Even though it will take almost all life with it.
Also, can refer to people of all sexes, ages and colors.
So calling such a person a “doomer” only affirms the madness and thereby accelerates Earth towards this “refreshing athmosphere after the thundestorm”. Making it acually a compliment.
A new report comes out, that now 60% of all species, are extinct and the 2°C target cannot be met, guaranteeinf floods for half of all human settlements.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
“Doomer”: Good. It will be over soon.
Pathogenic Drone 1: What’s her problem? All is well!
Pathogenic Drone 2: Dunno. We can do it! Our leaders will make wise decisions, and we will all work together in harmony to Kumbayaaa mahlord kumbayaa! All is well! *exaggerated fake happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 3: Yeah! Elon Musk Cyber AI Crypto Cloud will save us all, in just 3 months! The World Economic Forum promised! Let’s make children!*over-exaggerated creepily happy face*
Pathogenic Drone 4: She’s lust a doomer! A dOoOoMeErR! *rotates upper body backwards until it feela like it will make a 360° rotation* Yeah, let’s each make TEN children! There is no drought and no shortages! All is well!
Entire drone swarm: ALL IS WELL! ALL IS WELL! KUMBAYAAA! KUMBAYAA! *creepy happy smiles that don’t seem human anymore*
Everyonee proceeds as if all was well, breeding further human drones, full steam ahead into the abyss.
by Evi1M4chine May 14, 2023
Get the Doomermug. A person who is Gen Delta. Named after "Zoomer" which means a Gen Z person and "Boomer" from "Baby Boomer".
Gen Z person: I'm having a feeling that Doomers are gonna be worse.
Gen Beta person: Ok Zoomer.
Gen Z person: Alright now I feel like the Boomers.
Gen Alpha person: Idk man the Doomer generations are starting to get worse.
Millennial person: True, every next generation is losing attention spans.
Gen Beta person: Ok Zoomer.
Gen Z person: Alright now I feel like the Boomers.
Gen Alpha person: Idk man the Doomer generations are starting to get worse.
Millennial person: True, every next generation is losing attention spans.
by Sedi3D December 30, 2023
Get the Doomermug. HnDoomers, they are people who wont stop talking about the UNDERTALE Song, Hopes and Dreams. They are usually the more respected members of the community, and are more skilled at recreating than Megaloomers.
Guy 1: "Hey guys, check out my Hopes and Dreams Recreation!
Guy 2: "Oh wow, that's really accurate, Hopes and Doomers are amazing!"
Guy 3: "Hey guys, want to see my MEGAL-"
Guy 1 and 2: "NO!"
Guy 2: "Oh wow, that's really accurate, Hopes and Doomers are amazing!"
Guy 3: "Hey guys, want to see my MEGAL-"
Guy 1 and 2: "NO!"
by seerified3 March 25, 2022
Get the Hopes and Doomersmug. Doomer Anglo Saxonism (not to be confused with 19th century Anglo Saxonism) is an ideology and aesthetic created around mid-2024 by the youtuber AngloVikingYT.
It integrates the aesthetic of metal, English folk culture, history, punk and doomerism with a huge emphasis on the culture of Germanic tribes (Angles, Saxons and Jutes) that migrated to Romano-Britain in the early middle ages and later created under Alfred The Great what we now know as England at the threat of the Danish heathen army at their doorstep.
Targeted at youths of English descent, it essentially an aesthetic about the our ancestors mainly prior to 1066 and their way of life to make it through the troubles the modern world has brought upon us. It rejects the pointless hedonistic lifestyle of today and focuses more on independent moral values aligned with tradition, personal religion, a common aesthetic culture and a shared sense of belonging to this tribal group.
In its true sense, it is not politically driven but something to enjoy since politics is a thing of a bygone age. It's truly an idea.
It integrates the aesthetic of metal, English folk culture, history, punk and doomerism with a huge emphasis on the culture of Germanic tribes (Angles, Saxons and Jutes) that migrated to Romano-Britain in the early middle ages and later created under Alfred The Great what we now know as England at the threat of the Danish heathen army at their doorstep.
Targeted at youths of English descent, it essentially an aesthetic about the our ancestors mainly prior to 1066 and their way of life to make it through the troubles the modern world has brought upon us. It rejects the pointless hedonistic lifestyle of today and focuses more on independent moral values aligned with tradition, personal religion, a common aesthetic culture and a shared sense of belonging to this tribal group.
In its true sense, it is not politically driven but something to enjoy since politics is a thing of a bygone age. It's truly an idea.
by F1nnR45 June 19, 2024
Get the Doomer Anglo Saxonismmug. SARS COV2 aka COVID-19 aka Coronavirus aka Miss Rona. The virus that shut down most of the world economy, caused mass panic and tended to have a taste for boomers.
Grandma, you better stop telling me what to do or I’ll put you in and old folks home where you’ll catch the boomer doomer with the rest of the old folks.
by LordGodKel June 4, 2020
Get the Boomer Doomermug.