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Junk Dook

Dook is a teenage way of saying somebody’s butt is fat or thick.
Kesley - ayo her shit dook on my set
Michael - ni shit fat ni shit

Jayden - My girl junk really dook
Aj - hoo hoo junk dook
by Kesbutt November 1, 2018
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Uggo Dook

A person that is extremely ugly and reminds you of dookie.
A:Ugh, why does nobody like me?
B: It’s because you’re and Uggo Dook
by PurpleGoateyyy April 10, 2021
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Dook Muffin

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.
" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "
by Vendon March 26, 2009
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Dook Tweet

I just proposed to my girlfriend in a dook tweet.
by chunkybeef May 12, 2011
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Dooked

The name of my own comic that's in production....it sorta means shitted...
hello this comic is called dooked
by Lenkiewicz October 18, 2004
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Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.
"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."
by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010
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Silk Dook

Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.
My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.
by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018
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