dooche

like a duche except more duchey

alec baldwin is a dooche, tom cruise is a dooche, helen hunt is a dooche,john kerry is a dooche,amy klobichar is a dooche. ect.

by kpaske January 17, 2007

Dooche Sac

PRONOUNCED (DO - CH - SACK)
A teacher that always gets her lesson plans from Freedom Writers.

serrina: omg jacob, Ms. Gallaway is getting all her lessonplans from Freedom Writers.

jacob: yeah totally, what a dooche sac.

by jayybaybay October 21, 2008

dolchie

a word to be used when swearing is prohibited in the location your at. For example if you are playing online poker and u want to call someone a douchebag/asshole. you use this word therefore they won't xxxx out the cusses you would have used. its more satisfying. that and the fact that most don't understand it.

I can't believe you called with thank junk draw you dolchie.

by jdbfci January 18, 2006

The Dooche

A person who is a party animal. Someone that drinks enough to implode their liver several times over.

"DOOCHE DOOCHE DOOCHE DOOCHE!!" -Everyone in the room, usually when The Dooche is drinking a keg.

by Shondocker November 12, 2004

Douchie

Once a male has ejaculated into a woman (who is on her period) the woman stands over him and lets the cum and period blood drip on his chest.

Why do you like getting the Douchie from Veronica so much, you might as well let her shit on your chest?

by Pete Pabs June 7, 2010

Douchiet

Pronounced doosh-E-A. A guy tank top typically worn by hipsters rather than frat boys. The name originates from the douchey nature of the shirt.

Douche 1: Hey man. Nice douchiet.
Douche 2: Thanks bro. It's made from local organic cotton. Wanna hit up that phoenix concert next week?
Douche 1: No way dude! They're sellouts

by mfathi October 5, 2011

dooche bag

a female eater outer

caitlin u are a dooche bag!!!!

by Meghan June 15, 2004