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doo doo mama

A DooDoo Mama consists of "Ghetto" females who still think Babyphat, Rocawear,Enyce,Apple Bottoms,Fetish, and Glow Jeans are in style. They can be seen popping their gum and rolling their eyes. They are seen wearing "Weaves" , baby hair , fake gold hoops, addidas, and braids. Their boyfriends are the dirty looking DooDoo daddies. They prey on pretty girls. They're mostly the loudest ones. They have tons of glitter graphics and pictures on their Myspace. They like the playboy sign and posting a million glitter comments.
Signs if you're a doo doo mama: If your fake ponytail is pressed and straight and your regular hair doesn't match the texture and/or color. You're a DooDoo. If you talk like "Dis" and "Dat" . You're a DooDoo. If your hair can't fit in a ponytail and you try to slick it down with jail and/or put clips in it so it can stay. You're a DooDoo. If you haven..t upgraded your cell phone and you're still walking around with an i205 boost mobile. You're a DooDoo. If you are a gangbanger. Welcome to the DooDoo club. If you walk it out or lean with it rock with it to everyone song. You're a DooDoo. If you walk around yelling "Besty" "Sissy" "Pookie" "Ay Babay" "Cuzzy" "Bootah" or anything close. You're a DooDoo. If you have more than 3 tatoos. You..re a DooDoo. If your hair looks like Kunta. You're a DooDoo. If you wear knock-off's. You..re a DooDoo. If you buy jeans from a "Guy" who sells them from his car. DooDoo. If you think Remy Ma is your idol. You're a DooDoo right along with her. If you fight just to get attention. You're a DooDoo. If more than Half of these are you. Give yourself a round of applause. You..re a DooDoo Mama.
by Bombay :) April 27, 2008
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doo wop gold

While having sex with a woman from behind, ejaculate, catch it and proceed to style her hair with it making a 50's style hairdo. Then pee on her head.
You need to do something new with your hair. How about the doo wop gold?
by andou May 1, 2010
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Doo Doo Dumb Dick

Guys that have really large, meatful, bulging, dick!!!!!
The dick is really muscular looking, doesnt have much hair, real smooth and moist.
Big Meach got that real Doo Doo Dumb Dick and all the girls want it.
by Nikki 4 da night MandaPanda December 20, 2010
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doo and heif

Shwam, Doo, Doo and heif, Schreven, shvorteen teen... and so on.
by David B. February 12, 2004
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Doo Doo Broth

The water in the toilet after someone takes a dump (or Poop) that isnt exactly contaminated by poop but is still icky because poop is in the water (A.K.A. the doo doo broth)
AWW! DUDE! I was plunging your terd and i got your Doo Doo Broth on my leg...
by Seanic September 23, 2009
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Doo Doo Bomb

a wankster's way of saying that something (a situation, person, place ,or thing) is wack , not fun , or uncool
Dumbo: that girl wouldnt give me the becky.
Caramel: Doo Doo Bomb
by damnshawty12988 October 18, 2010
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doo point

A measurement in time when a listener realizes a speaker is full of shit.
"Based on my careful observations, the average doo point of a US politician is 15.43 seconds."
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