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Heath Park Donger

A select clan of Scottish cretins who are rumoured to be as well endowed as an overgrown weavel. Said clan sit around in the suburbs of Glasgow drinking moonshine and playing a homosexual game called ball-tig.

Also defined as Scottish males who have overinflated opinions of their midgets thumb.
Q: "Barry, fancy a game of ball-tig with me and the rest of the Heath Park Donger's?"

A: "Alreet there lad, aye, show us yer swingers"
by windmill June 17, 2009
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Donger

A Donger is a dong-bearing member of the “modern” patriarchal society. Donger(s) believe genitals are most critical in defining a human’s role in a society.

They hold in their hearts and souls their deeper scientific truth about a dong. They are firm in their declarations that a dong dictates brain capacity, personality, skills and ability.

Without a dong, Donger(s) would not have a personal identity or meaning for life- all would cease to exist.
The Donger(s) believe they are possessed by the human hormone testosterone and convinced themselves and thus Society that it is actually what is causing their shitty behavior.
by ThornyRose December 26, 2020
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Donger

Great 80's Movie character from 16 candels aka Long Duck Dong
by Donger24 November 13, 2003
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Dongers

A pair of boxers or briefs containing a dick hole but no button causing your dong to hang out
Dude, dont look im wearing dongers
by larious darious April 23, 2008
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flowpy donger

"He couldn't get it up... I'm talkin major flowpy donger"
by LC August 25, 2003
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donger

How do you explain it? When playing golf, each of the guys tees off, plays the fairway and finishes with a final putt. The scorekeeper then tallies everyone's score for that hole. The person with the highest (worst) score for that hole must play the entire next hole with their penis protruding from their pants. Thus, the loser of that hole is "the donger".
Man, Frank sucks at golf. He was the donger so much last week he sunburned his dick!
by Frank Klaune May 28, 2004
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double donger

a dildo that offers pleasing heads at both ends. the purpose of this dildo is to please two women at once as they both insert an end into their hole of choice.
janice says it's time to get crazy; it was then that tiffany said it's time to whip out the double donger. both proceeded to insert an end of the dildo into themselves offering up a slice of heaven that would be to anyone's viewing delight.
by frisbelly September 19, 2008
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