dicklet

1. A very small penis

2. A very small person, acting like a dick

3. A snippet of news, appearing on The Daily Show with John Stewart, concerning the top secret Dick Cheney. Appropriately: Dicklet TM

3. "And now for a Dicklet! .... hahaha, Dicklet, I need to add a little 'TM' after that." - Jon Stewart

by RainyDayz August 4, 2007

Dookle

A friend; The act of taking a poopidy; A small misshapen piece of dook

Well i gotta take a dookle, so you can go first since you gotta piss; What up dookle; Get that dookle outta my face, thats nasty.

by Derdnik Cire December 10, 2003

Dickle Pickle

When you dip ur dick in pickle juice and she blows you right after

Babe? I got a pickle for ya. Enjoy your dickle Pickle

by Fatmufin January 23, 2019

dickle wing

1) n. Tying a feather to the penis in order to tickle a woman.

2) v. The act of tickling a woman with a feather tied to the penis.

1) Hold on. I'm putting my dickle wing on.

2) I'm gonna dickle wing you all night.

by ThreGuysFromThatPlace May 6, 2009

ice dickle

a phenomenon in colder climates where a man pees outdoors in the winter time and it is so cold that the urine freezes as it leaves the penis, up into the urethra, making an icicle out of his dick.

Jerry took a leak on that tree last January and got an ice dickle.

by joeboticus January 4, 2010

DONKLE

An above average sized penis. A very large sized penis.
Bigger than a weiner, dinkle, schlong.

Sizes go as follows:
1)dinkle
2)cock or penis
3)schlong
4) donkle....biggest of all!

Man, look at the "Donkle" on that guy!

You have a little dink compared to my big "DONKLE"!

by OZBOSIS January 6, 2006

dicklexic

A disorder where things are done or read backwards all because you have dick on your mind.

For example, if you are suffering 'dicklexia' and have a dicklexic attack, you might say/read "cock" instead of "sock" ....

"honey, your cock is to small for me..."

by Electronica Monica January 23, 2006