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weasel diver 

Definition as of yet unknown. Thrown around with abandon at parties to describe two individuals partaking in any activity whatsoever.
"Look at those two weasel divers over there..."
weasel diver by Rufus McGovern December 31, 2008

Docker Diver 

Made popular by the comedian Donnie Baker on the Bob and Tom radio show. Docker Diver is a homosexual who enjoys giving oral sex to another homo wearing Dockers brand pants. On the Bob and Tom show Donnie uses this term to describe the radio personality Randy.
Who cares if you have a boat Randy cause everybody already knows your a docker diver. That ain't no secret. I swear to God its not.
Docker Diver by Cameron Bradley April 28, 2010

northern diver 

To take a product or design and copy it shamelessly
They proper northern divered that buoyancy aid.
northern diver by Silvereta April 27, 2017

Balloon diver 

When you pull of the condom full with baby batter and the girl then guzzles the warm man soup out of it
Mindsay pulled the condom off of Kent, then drank out of it like a filled balloon and shouted im a balloon diver
Balloon diver by The Growner June 5, 2017

muddy donkey diver 

A single white female that lives in close proximity to a bando. She often drinks in questionable locations (dives) whilst preying on older men (donkeys) with tattoos and bad attitudes. Also see: Jellybean
That girl a muddy donkey diver, she know that geezer ain't no good.
muddy donkey diver by Marg24 July 6, 2015

Indian Scuba Diver

The Indian Scuba Diver is performed by making a nice spicy, hot Indian curry, pouring said curry into the minge of a female (preferably an Indian) while she does a hand stand and then getting a silly straw (the ones that do loop to loops and shit) and sucking the curry right up out of there like you're slurping a slurpee.
"Oh boy uncle Rob, I'd love if you gave me another Indian Scuba Diver!"