Directionators

fake one direction fans. they think they're top shit and that they have more swag than directioners. they most likely know them as "zain, louie, harry, niel and liam" or dont even know their names at all. they only like one of them for their looks. they dont understand the inside jokes and think louis cant sing, niall is ugly, etc. they seem to always be posting shit and harassing the boys' girlfriends on twitter. they are the reason we dont get nice things.

Directionators are the nastiest skank bitches i've ever met. do not trust them. they are fugly sluts.

by truedirectioner97 December 18, 2011

Directional

C'mon people! it is the damn blinker in your car.

"I have to put my directional on for this left hand turn"

by wickedNH February 6, 2004

Dysrectional

1) To be directionally challenged.

2) Unable to easily follow directions.

3) Lack of awareness of one’s wearabouts.

1) Whenever I’m in the car with Jennifer, she gets lost. Her dysrectional sensibilities are annoying.
2) Don’t assume Jeff knows how to read a map. He’s totally dysrectional.
3) Last night, Amy got drunk and woke up in Janice’s bed. She blamed it on being dysrectional.

2) Jeffery never seems to know where he is.

by dborlando February 12, 2023

Able Directions Y E E

A better way to say "anyways"

-guy 1: and thats the last time i saw my father.
(Awkward silence)
-guy 2: Able directions Y E E, ur fat.

by Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan January 6, 2021

One Direction Infection

One direction Infection is only the best illness ever
Symptoms -
Excess Drooling, fainting and a major love for one direction; Harry styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan.

Girl: Do you have bieber fever?
Shannon Fowler: No, i have one direction infection!
Girl: omg, me too!
Shannon Fowler: I love them!

by Shannonloves1D January 23, 2011

Distraction

A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.

The distraction is online. I won't get any homework done anytime soon.

by Distraction Central April 3, 2009

Directionator

People who think they have swag like Directioners. The are fake/new fans of the amazingly good looking and talented boy band One Direction. They do not understand inside jokes. They think they are better then original fans. They most probably think:
"Zayn" is spelt "Zain"
Liam likes cats.
Harry hates spoons.
Louis loves Food.
Niall likes carrots.

"Omg do you like One Direction?! I love Neil, Lewis, Liam, Harold and Zain! I'm a Directionator!

by OneDirectionsRealFan October 30, 2011