Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

drinking the kool-aide

To blindly follow, or believe something or someone without even questioning the facts. Refusing to agknowledge the real truth. Believed to have connections to the Reverand Jimmy Jones cult that committed mass suicide by drinking kool-aide spiked with poison.

If they beleive that, they must be drinking the kool-aide.

by bluzcrazy July 30, 2008

nut dunking

To have your jewels, testicles, gonads, balls, etc. dangle in the toilet water when attempting to relieve your bowels. Often occurs in the wee hours of the morning in a dark bathroom and bed head is a contributing factor.

when i stumble in the bathroom at O late thirty something in the morning..... and need to cop a squat, only to have someone leave the toilet seat up......

I unexpectedly go "nut dunking"

by whathisnuts June 18, 2009

lord of the rings drinking game

1 Watch anyone of the incredible lord of the rings trilogy.
2 Invite friends/geeks/alcoholics
3 Add favourite shots
4 Everytime anyone says "THE RING" a shot must be taken by all

Rules The last man/woman/geek/alcoholic/friend/hobbit left standing (or Sitting) wins causing much gayity and rejoicing

by thelostlibertine April 2, 2005

Exhibition Drinking

Drinking excessively, with a certain degree of showmanship or entertainment value. To put on display one's drinking ability.

"Get out the beer bong, the beer pong, and the jag bombs, It's time for a some exhibition drinking!"

by MSUMaverickFan October 6, 2011

fish dicking

Ignoring all personal responsibilities to play with your fish tank.

Honey, quit fish dicking around and take out the trash.

by MS111 December 17, 2016

Epiphany drinking

The consumption of alcohol solely for the purpose of enlightening yourself to new ideas. because booze and drugs open new interneuron connections which never existed before in the human brain. therefore you are capable of acheiving epiphanies during this experiance

Rick: dude...i just thought of something..!

Dale: man, thats what epiphany drinking does to ya!

by sethisaphilosopher January 2, 2010