Carlos Dillon

A Carlos Dillon is a fuck boy, popular, and acts hard because he’s in a gang called WHL. He vapes, smokes weed, and fuck girls .

Oh that a Carlos Dillon in WHL

by Zayeus June 23, 2019

Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10

Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.

by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019

dildon't

When you find a dildo or sex toy in your mum's draw and you don't want to.

Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.

by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014

Dillon

A name that comes from Irish and Gaelic origins, and even has its own asteroid. Originally defined as "Like a lion" or "loyal".

"Finally, a name that isn't OVERUSED! Dillon..."

by Doubled Revolutions August 6, 2012

dalton mauldin

This really hot baseball player that seriously has every girl drooling over him. Once he gets a girlfriend she better tie him up and lock him in the closet because there is no way his #mauldinos are going down without a fight. He is breaking hearts right and left with his gorgeous smile and country accent. Lets hope his innocence isn't just a facade and he truly is that sweet boy he comes off as. He is pretty much instagram and vine famous, he has tons of girls going after him and he has his own day! (mauldin monday) hit him up on vine, twitter, and instagram. @daltonmauldin (vine) @daltinmauldino (Ask.fm and twitter) @daltonmauldin5 (instagram)

Dalton Mauldin is a very sweet viner who is sick at baseball!
She got them blue jeans...

by heyyougetbackhere February 11, 2014

Dalton

Dalton he could be a nice guy some times. And other days he can be a rude mean guy. And other times times he can be depressed.

Dalton could be going through a hard time

by Morty6912 February 20, 2019

Dildonia

A fictional, imaginary place filled with dildos, naked women, and an overwhelming sense of self gratification.

Check out that grin on that woman's face, I bet you she just came back from a long trip to Dildonia.

by shizznit123 March 11, 2009