Dickstraction

Synonym: cock-block

When you almost got her out the door of the club, but another guy trolling the exit comes up and talks her away.

When a girl (friend) asks you to run interference while a guy is talking to her that she's not interested in.

Go stand by the exits and cause a dickstraction so she doesn't go home with him.

by Nikki N Curtis December 17, 2023

Dickstracted

Being too busy with your dick to bother with anything else.

I was gonna pick you up from work, but I got dickstracted.

by Billy13D March 16, 2024

Dickstracted

the act of being distracted by sexual thoughts of a male.

I wasn’t paying attention to the movie because I was dickstracted.

by ChaoticKarma April 24, 2024

Dickstracted

For woman; When a woman is blinded by the dick. All about the dick.

For men when pussy walks in he losses all focus.

No matter how foul he treats her she stay dickstracted

Reggie got dickstracted when she came in.

by Twoshades420 June 1, 2025

Dickstracted

Losing one’s focus when an appealing man causes one to stop listening or responding to a conversation in lieu of dreaming about what is concealed in the appealing man’s pants.

I’m sorry I didn’t hear you I was dickstracted by the hottie in the cowboy hat.

by AliBGood September 4, 2025

the great distractor

Why the internet of course! Why even consider addressing your problems when you have a gazillion reasons right at your fingertips to not think about them. I was certainly not going to call it the great babysitter...

Peyton thought about the poor state of her relationships, finances, mental health, achievements, and future and within a keystroke the great distractor was informing her on recipes for a beach body, celebrities sharing political opinions, cats doing ballet, 10 ways to financial freedom, and how not to die while travelling abroad. Almost five hours later Peyton began to appreciate that she would never have to worry or try again in her entire life due to the internet's existence.

by von groovy July 9, 2024