Dickslap

A popular chain text message of a man slapping a bimbo in the face with his abnormally large cock.
You must slap someone with this message.
No slap backs

dilt: hey have you seen dickslap yet?

Chris love: yeah I got slapped four times......but not by a text ;)

by Chester_the_molester April 20, 2009

dickslap

Brandon. Anything to do with Brandon.

Brandon: But I love you.
J: Dickslap.
Brandon: But I love you!
J: Dickslap.

by CeeCee August 17, 2003

Dickscrepancy

When a man has very big hands, very big feet or is big and tall but his pinis is very small.

So you know Dave... well i hate to break it to you but the guy has a major dickscrepancy

by Lilonelu November 21, 2011

dicksappointed

to be disappointed in the size of a lover's penis.

Susie was dicksappointed by Johnny's member.

by the real cool dude March 29, 2016

dickslap

A long home run in the game of baseball.

"That was about a 600 foot dickslap"

by SharperRock June 2, 2017

dicksaber

A dicksaber is a dick with a small glow stick inside it. Only appears when all the boys are together asserting their dicks dominance in the dark.

Bro 1: "My dicksaber's stronger than your's!"
Bro 2: "Oh no bro, them fighting words."
*fwoosh*

by Tsuki ah-ho October 19, 2020

Dickslap sandwich

Recipe to serve a FUCKING policeman; use your imagination for the rest.

He said “I’ll serve that pig on the tax payers money a dick slap sandwich”.

Dickslap sandwich

by Dickslapsandwich May 9, 2022