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dickhatership

Any group or club which is against men or is predominantly made up of lesbians.
"Now that we have this new lesbian president, the United States is officially a dickhatership."
by L RiZzO July 10, 2007
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dickmatized

As in hypnotized by the dick of one's latest sexual conquest.
"Seth has Eliza dickmatized."
by elizalegs February 9, 2007
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dicktate

When a man's penis instead of his brain decides his actions , most commonly happens when aroused from a girl.
*at a dance party*
"Dude, that guy is bumping hard into every chick he dances with!"
"Lol, he's dicktated"
by Jawnie April 26, 2015
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Dickhands

The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.
"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"
by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012
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dickmatized

When the quality of the dick is so high that you tell of those other man hoes to go to hell. You change your number, you delete them from facebook, you start filing restraining orders. You put all of your eggs in one basket. You overlook the man's shortcomings because the dick is SO AMAZING. So amazing you practically forget your name
"i had to change my phone number so Jim and Thomas would quit calling. I'm only interested in Chad for right now.."

"What the hell Heather, that guy's got you dickmatized, you done told all them other hoes to go on! Isn't he missing an eyebrow?"

"Heather.....oh, you mean me?"
by bbfemmex February 11, 2010
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Dickhot

Local low-price ukrainian dildo shop
-Hey dude, have you heard of the new discounts at Dickhot?
-Yeap, I'm totally buing a new dildo today!
by eadlez September 2, 2011
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Dickmatize

When a male will basically hypnotize you with his dick. Sex so good it put you in a trance.
Guy1113-" and now for my last trick I'll be able to control your mind and your whole body once I Dickmatize you my dear! And before you even Know it we will both be naked and you'll think you just fell in love, but remember that feeling of love will fade QUICKLY due to the facts of this is an illusion you'll only be dickmatized"
by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 23, 2019
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