dicktard

Someone who is both a dick and a tard.

Jon Stewart is the world's biggest dicktard.

see also Bill Maher,Sean Penn and David Spade

by ponce killer September 21, 2005

Dick Hard

a description of a thing or an act that would be deemed noteworthy or cool

that shit is dick hard!

by blanthony September 16, 2010

Dicktard

A person with a limp dick.

“Hey girl! How’s your sex life?”

“It’s okay, I guess. My boyfriend can’t get his penis erect.”

“OMG! He’s such a dicktard!”

by Trysdale January 23, 2018

dickhand

To touch public surfaces after touching one's private areas, perhaps by utilizing the facilities, perhaps by self-pleasuring, perhaps by pleasuring someone else, without having the civil nature to wash one's hands first.

That Google guy dickhands the bathroom door every time. Why can't that guy wash his damn hands?

by Andrew Badera August 13, 2010

Dick Hard Body

To compare and the the human body to one's vinginal fluids.

Dick Hard Body, Fuck.

by It chinese March 4, 2009

dickhands

When people do not wash their hands after pissing they have "dick hands"

Did you not wash your hands? You better not touch me with those dickhands.

by itsaduck October 14, 2016

Dicktard

A retarded guy who is also a dick.

James is such a Dicktard.

by MsOb June 23, 2016