Dickdar

The ability to guess a man's penis size after spending a few minutes with him.

Basically like a gaydar but with penis size.

Janet: Ooh he's packing heat, I just know it!
Emily: How can you tell that?
Janet: My dickdar. He totally has the personality of someone who is at least 7.5 inches.

by TQ. November 17, 2009

Dickwad

A bloke who is entrusted with his mate's precious dead goanna but neglects it knowing full well how important having said goanna is to his mate in question

Mate 1: G'day ollie i can't take this dead goanna back in the pig rig, it's now 95% maggot
Ollie: Yeah no worries sharky, i'll take really good care of it. I promise i won't let it be washed away in a flood which i knew was coming.
Mate 1: Thanks ol, that sure would be a dickwad act

by Sharky5555 January 17, 2011

dickadmirer

When your about to get head from a girl, or are awaiting the next move from a girl, yet she sits there and strokes your cock for several minutes, and compliments your dick, yet she hasn't complimented your dick with her mouth yet. She just sits there and watches and admires it.

My girlfriend is notorious for being a dickadmirer. I wait for her to put her mouth on me, but instead i get teased.

by rcpthenemesis December 30, 2009

dickaddicted

When someone just can't see someone for who they really are and only care about dick, the more dick the better.

Geygia thought Brooklyn's new lad was a cunt, but Brooklyn didn't listen and only cared about the dick, she must be a dickaddicted!

by TheNotoriousBigH January 16, 2017

dickwadarrow

a strait shooting dick head consistent in behavior associated with being a prick

driving 10mph under the posted speed limit blocking traffic every day at rush hour and never changing lanes makes one a dickwadarrow

by Harleytom March 4, 2017

Dickwad

The kinda of person who complains about peeling potatoes. Talks to himself and doesn't understand what hygiene is.

"Did you smell that troll over there?"
"Yeah, he must be a dickwad."

by Freaking Jacob Black December 24, 2016

Dickwad

The most annoying person you will ever meet. They are the ones to screw up things that you are doing and don't mind if you get pissed off. They act like dicks on the outside but are big cowards on the inside.

"Dude what's up with Johnny? He's being such a dickwad"

by Kerchew March 12, 2017