diamond

well its a scene persons bees knees and they obsess with drawind diamonds and also wearing them=)
_kirby_

KirbyKilljoy:zomg babe that diamond is the sexx&&the shagg
CatieCatastrophey:I know niguh its the sexx!

diamond by _kirbyKilljoy_ October 14, 2009

Diamond

Likes to bust into rooms. Only memorable quality is the fact that her real name sounds like a stripper. At first she seems nice, next thing you know you got a tiny dick and you're gay. Grammar Nazi. Sucks at stretching contests. Likes to call people loser, only to hang out with them. Also is a grammar Nazi. Good taste in humor. No boundaries. Part time drummer, full time bitch. Claims to be the devil, to be fair she does put the horn in horny. Moans constantly... surprisingly less annoying than her real voice. Honks like a goose, one of her best qualities.

Diamond: "MUURRR."
Diamond: "DUUURRR."
Diamond: "Me. Please."
Diamond: " I want that good salami dick. STAT."

Diamond by that good salami dick January 31, 2018

diamond

an Hard rock that is very common
in Africa, yet they sell for alot
and if given to a girl she will practically be your Sex slave

Guy:i went to africa to get you this!
i found it everywhere
*truck comes in with 300 pounds of diamonds
Girl:ok im your sex slave

diamond by D00d man August 11, 2004

diamond

a stone that shines in a goat's ass

"You'll shine brighter than a diamond in a goat's ass!" yelled Coach Bill.

diamond by barbeque86 April 5, 2010

Diamond

Another word for bellend. Often used around public places so that it does not offend others.

*Laura falls into a cupboard*
Sheree: You're such a diamond!!!

Diamond by Shezeroo September 27, 2010

diamond

a good gift to get girls to do whatever u want them too/ a girls best friend

Bob: here's a diamond ring. *opens box*
Scarlette: OK, ill have sex with u now...

diamond by SeXii Ma June 6, 2004

diamond

The hardest metal known to man.

Steve: Professor, how come I can scratch that piece of glass with this diamond?
Professor: This is because diamond is the hardest metal known to man.

diamond by AIbert Einstein December 11, 2008