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Demolition squid

When you are in danger, there is only one squid for the job. Says shit a lot.
DS: "Look out, that house is right next to you!" *blows up house*

Woman: "O thank you, Demolition Squid!"
by The Smiley Impaler May 14, 2005
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Phobic denotation ordeal

The curious and unpleasant yet unsurprising and common experience of looking up a person's name (perhaps your own) on Urban Dictionary and finding that the results become more and more

A) disgustingly homophobic (gaynotation)
B) shaming of fat people (fatnotation)
C) slut shaming (whorenotation)
D) racist (racenotation)

as you scroll down or go past the first page.

Option A occurs mostly with typically male names. When occurring with typically female names, it tends to be that the definitions are about male homosexuals anyway.

Option B and C occur mostly with typically female names.

Option D occurs mostly with typically male names, for some reason.
1. Francis is "some fag"
3. Sarah is a "dyke" and also a "noun" (Thanks for the clarification! Nothing gets past you, homophobes.)
4. Ashley is "usually a fatass"
5. Karen is a "hoebag"
6. Mario is a "Jew bitch cock"

I just went through a lot of phobic denotation ordeals looking up good examples for you people. I'm too disgusted to look up more.
by folkish February 11, 2010
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demolitionist

An demolition engineer who "Sends It" 90% of the time, all the time. One who has qualified expert on multiple demolition ranges. An expert of demolition.
If you are very good handling explosives and you can prove yourself you become a demolitionist.
by Tracer1371 August 24, 2017
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devolution

apple came out with some sort of strap for airpods.. now that my friends, is devolution.
by Udjwkdjsks May 8, 2020
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Demolition Hammer

One of the unappreciated thrash metal bands from the Bronx area that have pure talent and ripped your faces off while listening to their first two albums "Tortured Existence" and "Epidemic of Violence". Songs with complex riffing and some kick ass solos that gives you a major eargasm, fucking worth listening to. Time Bomb is their last album released for now while they've gone towards a groove metal sound but still kicks ass. The band broke up a year after releasing Time Bomb but reunited 21 years later. Hopefully we'll hear from them making a new album that will show metal is not dead at all!
Fuck yeah man! Demolition Hammer is sick as fuck! Their riffs make you wanna nut! That's how good they are!
by Shb99 August 9, 2021
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Delationship

a pseudo relationship state in which one partner refuses to commit to a formal definition of the relationship and in lieu of that commitment offers the unverifiable claim to future commitment at some unspecified time and date
He keeps reaching out and telling me he wants to Be with me but then doesn’t make an effort to move commit- almost like he is delaying committing.

Girl, you are in a delationship.
by 2 Dates July 14, 2022
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Anal Demolition

When an asshole slipts during sex and bleeds out.
Excruciating pain
I put my sick in her ass last night and caused anal demolition.
by Analdemolition March 23, 2017
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