Dense Breast

When a Breast, male or female, has a lot of muscle tissue and fibers like those found on professional bodybuilders and athletes.

Joe: "Man, I like a girl with Dense Breast and a firm ass!"
Tom: "What? You mean like Holly Holm?"
Joe googles said athlete: "Yep!"

by RaiRaijinn November 24, 2016

Dense Cabbage

Basically, an idiot.

"And now, the 45th president of the united states, President Donald "Dense Cabbage" Trump." (A dense cabbage.)

by TuckerTrash25 January 07, 2019

Dense breast

A strong breast,a breaat that holds its own and doesn't need man to support it or its family

You're one dense breast

by Billnyethenazispy November 15, 2016

Dense Breast

Breasts that hold their own. Not flappy or non-existent.

Timothy: Sarah's breasts are poppin' man.
Juan: No, Haley's got dense breasts, Sarah's are popped.

by Shady2.0 December 12, 2016

Dense Fence

An environment or person that suppresses a male’s chance from scoring sexually; the act of cock blocking.

Guy1: Hey lets go to the Yucatan Lounge tonight?
Guy2: Ummmm, NO! That place is a Dense Fence!

Man1: Did you score with Laura last night.
Man2: Nawww, that bitch put up her Dense Fence!

by MrWhite May 19, 2004

Dense batty

It is a boy called Oakley who his brother and him like to eat each other’s batty therefore called dense batty. The same goes for his ex Kate. Dense batty.

Oakley has a dense batty

by Aidsdog February 18, 2020

Dense Motherfucker

Someone who makes doesn't think well enough

I am not thinking enough for this definition making me a dense motherfucker

by Your Mutha November 17, 2013