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Camilla was away for the weekend, competing in the Horse of the Year show, so Charles asked his butler to nip out to the newsagents and pick up a weapon of mass debation.
by Dunky Oggins December 2, 2003
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Immaculate Defecation

Where one voids his or her bowels, only to find, by wiping one's anus, that no evidence of the event remains. Not as rare as immaculate conception, but still magical.
Cletus found, after taking a huge shit, that his first wipe was completely clean. "Hallelujah!" He exlaimed, "Immaculate defecation!"
by puppy hugger February 7, 2009
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deafecation

1.v. The act of dropping a log in complete silence.
2. n. The product of a silent shit.
3. When deaf people are unaware of how loud their pooping noises actually are.
Billy stared at his deafecation in awe knowing that nobody could have possibly heard him.
by Beerad Reeser November 17, 2009
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defecation

Another word for pooping. Also a type of vandalism unless it's done on the toilet.
A: I would like to get to your attention that someone has vandalized your lawn
B: It's defecation. I thought a dog took a dump in my lawn and I was just about to find and sue the owner of whatever dog pooped there.
by NHRHS2010 June 16, 2011
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Defination

A portmanteau of the words Definition and Defamation.

This is the act of going to the trouble of inaccurately defining a word on Urbandictionary just to make a private joke at the expense of a member of your extended social circle, who, since you'll have to go to the trouble of dragging them to a computer, telling them the Urbandictiony url to type in, and then telling them which is the one word out of thousands that personally mentions the name of the person to get any kind of reaction out of them, thus negating the possible humour from the act of the joke, (since this is like having to stop and explain a joke after telling it), and thereby confusing the issue for everyone else in the world who is obviously not either you and your two sniggering sychopantic hanger-ons who think this kind of thing is even remotely interesting or clever.
High School Kid 1: "Ha ha, look, i just wrote wrote a description for 'Gay Loser' and put Cecil McWeedy's name there".

High School Kid 2: "OMG u r so kewl! Wait until he sees that Defination, this is the funniest joke ever"

(the next day)

High School Kid 1: "It's been a day. He's going to be soooo mad".

High School Kid 2: "Yeah, everyone in school is going to be calling him Gay Loser".

(weeks later)

High School Kid 1: "He has to have seen it by now".

High School Kid 2: "Yeah, and everyone in the world knows he's a Gay Loser".

(months later)

High School Kid 1: "You know what would be really funny? If we showed him!"

High School Kid 2: "I'll get URL up and you bring him over. Let's do it".

High School Kid 1: "OMG, this will be so funny".

High School Kid 2: "Wait... it's not there anymore".
by Legowombat July 28, 2008
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defication insemination

When a Guy fucks a person in the ass and blows his load. then the person, (guy or girl) with the load in his/her ass takes a steaming frosted turd into some girls pussy.
dude i heard that Chris Sorrow was conceived by defication insemination
by SonicInToX January 2, 2008
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Debations

Debations is an alternative/redneck way of referring to the common usage of the word debate.
Hey ya'll, stop these damn debations!!
by Diggy-Dantz November 22, 2007
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