A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.
I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.
by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 25, 2019
by michellejigga June 16, 2010
When a 'friend' of yours is a total ho and sleeps with your man behind your back, you find two new men. One to strut as eye candy, and a secret boyfriend. Eye candy decoy boyfriend would ideally enjoy the ho's competition.
Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
by P.Venuit May 29, 2016
The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.
by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair April 16, 2016
by Akravo Slang March 18, 2019
Walking up to a urinal in a high school bathroom and acting like you’re pissing so you don’t get caught hitting your pen/nic
by BigPat710 December 10, 2021
decoying-A slang from the south used for someone who is or was doing something out of the ordinary in that moment.
in other words, some lame shit.
in other words, some lame shit.
by tt251 December 19, 2021