An Act of Vengeance: To leave a pile of one's own or anothers feces in the middle of a room conspicuously. Upon entrance, the room's owner cleans the said pile. Weeks later, after cleaning and re-cleaning the original spot the owner finds the second pile, inconspicuously placed elsewhere in the room.
The Decoy is a powerful tool and should only be used when true vengeance is sought.
Also colloquially referred to as "the jimmy leg" "THE s.b.d." "the intractable salami" "the Prince of Darkness" or "The hidden menace"
The Decoy is a powerful tool and should only be used when true vengeance is sought.
Also colloquially referred to as "the jimmy leg" "THE s.b.d." "the intractable salami" "the Prince of Darkness" or "The hidden menace"
After Saturday's Golf proz and Tennis Hoez party at Sigma Chi, Brendan and I pulled the decoy in those f*cker's chapter room.
by The Holmanimal December 10, 2009
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Didn't that hurt your feeling that she was flirting with your boyfriend? What, oh, he's the decoy boyfriend.
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Mark's new friend is such a decoy! I was this close to hitting on him when he mentioned he had a girlfriend.
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Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me
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