Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.

Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.

by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023

fart deco

The art of spraying farticles or sharticles around the toilet bowl that do not wash away when you flush

I leave an impressive fart deco display after eating Taco Bell.

by r. deader February 1, 2015

decompose

Killing something then leaving it to rot (worse than just death)

Ima decompose that bitch!

by samk(: May 21, 2009

decompress

to relax, to be relieved of stress

It's about time you decompress and stop fretting over how many Christmas presents you have to buy.

by The Return of Light Joker December 21, 2009

deco

A paint marker usually used by graffiti artists (taggers).

I use the black deco for my 3-d shading.

by Malery June 26, 2008

deconfirm

the word the smash community uses instead of "disconfirm". you can't change that, get over it.

bro they deconfirmed my most wanted fuck

by sands undertale December 7, 2019

Decivious

-To manipulate or hurt for personal gain. To crush one's spirit in order to feel joy in anothers misery. The act of complete selfishness at the expense of someone else.

Yo, that bitch was decivious!

Jane told Roy to pick her up at her house for their date at seven thirty. When Roy arrived at seven twenty Jane was with Ted and left to go on a date with Ted. Roy told his friends later that Jane was a decivious bitch!

by Andrewster05 February 13, 2008