DP (decoy poke)

A type of poke, when you divert the attention of the person you want to poke, by initializing a fake poke, while actually poking the person with the other hand.

>the action occurs<
"I have just DP (decoy poke)-ed you dude!"

by J&L inc. July 25, 2009

Snow Goose Decoy

When a man makes honking noises like a goose then jizzes on a woman's throat.

I had to go get the wet wipes to clean up all the cum off her throat after I gave her a snow goose decoy. She wasn't happy.

by Thunder of Muscle January 31, 2020

Decoy

A dungeons and dragons character that surpasses the power and will of god. Only being immune to the comeback

No u

Person 1: Is that decoy?
Decoy:stares
Person 1: forgets how to exist, therefore ceases to exist

by The_god_decoy January 11, 2022

teabag decoy

A mixed martial arts submission move where one opponent sits on the face of another in order to apply an arm bar, thereby causing a tapout.

Mike gave Jeff a teabag decoy and was able to apply an armbar, causing Jeff to tapout.

by knickerbocker334 August 10, 2009

decoy booty

when you attempt to make an old girlfriend jealous by going out with another girl.

Mark used Erin as decoy booty to piss of his old girlfriend

by MikeJK September 5, 2007

decoy

To do something stupid relating to computers

He put his Power Supply in the bath to clean it... what a decoy!

by Graham McMaster November 30, 2006

Decoy Fries

A side dish you order (usually at a bar) to distract your moocher friends, thus leaving you free to enjoy your main meal without having to fend off drunk and hungry freeloaders that didn't order any food of their own.

(To the waitress...) I'll have a burger with everything. Oh and a side of decoy fries please to distract my broke-ass friends here who aren't going to order anything more from you except another 99 cent PBR.

by cjhardy June 29, 2011