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decanter

The act of using a catheter to drain one's bladder of urine, and the replacing it with wine or any other type of beverage. The decanter then serves other people by urinating into their mouths.
Man, that orgy last night had a decanter at it! My girlfriend got served, the lucky bitch.
by Angelus January 27, 2005
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Declan

The name Declan means a boy who is athletic in all aspects of sport. He has the brain smarts of of a genius and the looks of a God. Declan also means someone who is a leader and always puts others before himself.
Declan a true leader
by slayer12345 August 30, 2015
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Declan Disease

A disease that causes everything awful to happen to you at one time. Often times, falling down stairs will occur.

Side effects include: migraines, vertigo, blindness, a killer british accent, being home schooled, and everyone in the hospital knows you on a first name basis. Also, you have a room reserved in a hospital at all times.
Guy 1:Dude poor guy! He hasn't been in school for months!
Guy 2: Yeah, he has Declan disease...
by weej and keej June 8, 2011
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Declan

A Declan shakes violently in Ms.Mcalpine’s class
Teacher:Declan go up to present
Declan: noooooo
by Logan boii June 7, 2019
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Declan feely

Another word for a strange breed of goat

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Another word for a penis

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one of the most frowned upon swear words
Person1-Omg look at that declan feely over there
Person2-What a starnge goat the declan feelys are
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Person1- Can i suck your declan feely
Person2- I am not gay

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Person1-your such a declan feely
Person2-OMG i'm telling
by Thesheepman12 March 29, 2010
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Declan

Declan is a sexy beast who has a great personality and will usually end up with a big dick. Usually Declan will have red/strawberry blond hair because he is part Irish. Gets all the fit chicks in school
Girl:Look how sexy he is
Other Girl:He’s probably called Declan
by Michael_95 November 9, 2018
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human decanter

A man who uses a catheder to empty his bladder of all urine and replace it with wine. He then urinates the wine into guests glasses.
Last night we hired a human decanter, he was great at the beginning, but near the end of the night I wondered how much wine I was actually drinking.
by Nurse K February 10, 2008
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