Dates like a Mormon college

To only date young people. "Bring 'em young" Drawn from the actual Mormon college BYU (Brigham Young University).

Mike: What's that MILF doing at Joey's party? Do you think he banged her?

Stan: No dude, he dates like a Mormon college.

by lormaak April 3, 2009

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by damnthatssmart October 16, 2022

three dates

When a guy goes out with a coochie mama and after 3 dates he has yet to make a move even though said coochie mama is gagging for a fudding.

Pat:so how did last night go?
Don:ah it was ok
Pat:so you get some?
Don:No we just had a drink
Pat:not even a tongue tussle after three dates?either you're gay or you're a three dates don, u fag!!

by bootyshaker69 January 25, 2008

daterapeface

One who possesses the face of a date rapist

That dude has daterapeface!

by Petter-Niklas August 16, 2008

Daterbating

The act of masturbating so much that you dont see the point in dating anyone because no one quite knows you like your hand.

"Hey how did the date go?"
"What date?"
"I thought you went on a date?"
" I sort of gave up on that seeing as ive been looking around and realized that id rather stick to daterbating"

by awesomo18 November 15, 2011

datesterbation

The act of going on dates to get the high of sexual flirtation, and then masturbating to the fantasy of being with the person you flirted with.

I hear that girl is miserable to be with once you get to know her, but she's great datesterbation material.

by the_pest13 December 2, 2016

Datescape

To sneak out of a bad date, likely a blind date or set up date

She quickly left the restaurant making a datescape after seeing the guy was wierd

by Tamkin cpa July 24, 2018