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First of all Darieners do NOT have more money than New Caanan or Greewnwich at all. In fact the houses in Darien have no land , houses in wealthier towns like Wilton or New Caanan houses sell for more(a lot more). So the only good thing about Darien is its lower cost of living compared to other fairfield county towns. And by the way everyone has nice summer homes in Nantucket, Martha's Vineyard, Maine, and the Hamptons around here! It's also wrong to say everyone in Darien is rich. Just look at the houses, they're 10 feet apart. Sure there are some big houses but not quite as many as the wealthier towns like Greenwich, Wilton, and New Caanan. Darien is also not as good at lax as they claim to be. Last year the Wilton girls team beat them in the FCIAC finals! And the blue wave should be prepared to get beat again because there are soo many amazing athletes in the incoming freshmen class. Darien is a poor attempt to copy the lavish lifestyles of towns like Westport, Wlton, and New Caanan. Also The Stepford Wives was filmed in New Caanan and based on New Caanan not Darien. I should know it was filmed in my neighborhood.
The Darieners decided to go on a shopping spree in Wilton and New Caanan, but went home crying because the prices were too high. Later in the day the went to their normal shopping destination; Target.
Darien by New Caanan Rox!!! August 24, 2006
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A town located in Southern Connecticut, bordered between Stamford & Norwalk. Public school townies try to look like what they believe elite prep school students look like. But instead of classic, conservative and traditional clothing in navy blue, red, etc...., many of Darien's residents wear pink and green thinking this color combination is somehow preppy and not Palm Beach if worn in the Northeast. Most true "preppies" call and consider these wannabe preppy Darien residents "townies" and make fun of them for trying to pretend to be from old families or from any sort of prepatory related culture (most residents are second generation Italians and Irish, and not fourth generation WASPs). Darien residents trying to be preppy are much like ghetto head-to-toe Louis Vuitton clad urbanites: too much and trying to hard.
Just as rap stars wear to many designer logos, the residents of Darien wear pink and green in an attempt to be preppy.
Darien by Tiff Matheiuson July 11, 2007
a person with a super large BBC
Dang Darien your BBC is large af
Darien by Jordan Dick December 31, 2015
A usually tall, tan, blonde, blue-eyed girl thats absolutely beautiful. She is an All-American girl-next-door type of girl, with great dreams. She is a friend you would want to have. She is the type of girl to bring home to mommy & daddy to impress. She is usually great in bed too.
Boy 1: "Look, its Darien!"
Girl: "She is so sweet, I love her!"
Boy 2: "I want her to be mine."
Darien by TheRealDeal12321 July 24, 2011
A town in Connecticut. Darien is steriotyped to be a filthy rich prep town, but not all of it is. That reputation belongs to Potomac, Maryland thank you very much.
girl from Darien: Hi! I play lacrosse and I'm a rich prep.
girl from Potomac: Psh- yeah right. You don't have a ribbon in your hair and your family only owns two cars. Try again, and next time wear some Juicy.
Darien by DarienisntPotomac February 16, 2009
A girl who is blonde, and she is a big slut bucket
Hi, I'm darien and im a slut bucket!
Darien by amy pcon March 19, 2011
Darien

They tend to be black if male even though it’s a unisex name. They kickass at finger jousting love Hobo Johnson and don’t necessarily fit in not caring who likes them or not
Bro you totally Darien’d That trick try it again
Darien by giraffeman273 May 11, 2018