Daytony 500

A racing event held in Daytona Beach, Florida that is adjusted for the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. When the cars finish a lap, a loud "MMMRRRRRAAAAAA" is announced throughout the track. On the last lap of the race, "MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA MRRRRAAAA!!!" is announced. It is rumored that the man the myth, the legend Anthony Favata often makes appearances as well.

Guy 1: Yo we headin to the Daytona 500?

Guy 2: Nah man, today its the Daytony 500.

Guy 3: Oh ,so they're yellin "MRRRAAAA!!!! " after every lap.

Guy 2: Yea and I heard Favata might be there.

Guy 1: Yo our boy Favata!

Guy 2: Yo the Daytony 500!! WERE DUKIN NOW BOYS!!!!

by Daytony500fan February 22, 2017

Danonation

Danonation is the “fandom” or “nation” of fans of Paul Dano. Paul Dano is admired for his amazing acting and other gracious talents and most of all being very hot. I think Paul dano is so hot dude.

Person 1: Hey man I just saw Paul Dano as Dwayne in Little Miss Sunshine and I really like him!! I’m now apart of Danonation, are you?

Person 2: Yes I am actually!!

by loorissssa June 29, 2022

Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10

Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.

by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019

Dannon

A Dannon is an extremely funny, attractive male. They usually have blonde hair and blue eyes. They love women and usually have lots of admirers. Dannons are extremely caring when they want to be. Dannons are very athletic and have the nicest bodies among males. Loving, sweet and loyal they make the best of friends and lovers. They always know how to please their admirer's and partners. Dannons are musically talented, always looking hot playing the drums. They typically love rap music like Nelly and can freestyle like Eminem in 8 Mile. They're unforgettable and will always be desired by many.

"Oh my gosh Tara! Did you see that wild Dannon over there? He's so fetch!"

"Dannon made a huge deposit in my bank today."

"Wow! Look how hot that guy is! He's totally a Dannon."

by Annuh November 26, 2013

Daytoner Boner

The state of arousal experienced by millions of NASCAR race fans in the days leading up to the Daytona 500. This condition may be particularly intense during the weekend of qualifying and the Bud Shootout. Do not expect much from your husband while he is experiencing Daytoner Boner as he doesn't have sufficient blood supply to sustain proper mental focus.

Adam had such a Daytoner Boner last night during the shootout, he forgot to walk to the bathroom before he shit, and mudbogged the couch....

by b00mb00mchuck February 7, 2010

University of Dayton

Founded in the late 1800's by Marianists (those are Catholics btw), it has become one of the better catholic colleges in the state. Home of the Dayton Flyers, the ghetto, constant drinking parties, and hot ass college babes. Think a catholic high school, except its a college.

1. Dude, wanna go to the ghetto for some pussy and beer?

Where are you going for college?
University of Dayton.
Dude....YOU'RE GONNA PARTY!!!

by B.Whitt September 30, 2004

Daytons

Spoked wire wheels. Used by race cars back years ago before mag wheels took over, now adored by low-riders.

I'm ballin' with my 100 spoke triple-gold Daytons, BEE-ATCH

by Leandro October 26, 2004