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Damper in my pamper

An expression of disappointment. Used mainly to express how the current situation effects your mood in a negative way, comparing it to that of a wet diaper.
That really puts a damper in my pamper.
by Joshua Barkdull August 11, 2004
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dampercast

A podcast that captures the voice of generation Y. The three cornerstones of dampercast are facebook, ex-girlfriends and a third thing that Leland can never remember.
New Dampercast tonight! I hope Coop doesn't pussy out and not show up.
by JoanSoda June 13, 2009
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Dumped In her Box

When having sexual intercourse with a woman and you come upon climax; instead of pulling out and shooting your wad in her face or guts, you shoot your load on the inside ie. "dumping in the box."
Cody: dude, i boned that blonde chick that works at the customer service desk.

Geoff: Did you pull out?

Cody: hell no bro i dumped in her box!!

Geoff: Fuckin sweet dude i'll take your sloppy seconds.
by Ovarian Headbutter December 23, 2008
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damned

Doomed and condemned to a life in hell.

By defenition, hell is a place of eternal torment and fire. Beyond a fathomable human pain. A sea of fire, filled with burning people on the brink of what would be a natural death, but who never die. A total absence from God, comfort as retreated to a safer place, relief is such a painful thing because it is so close, but impossible to reach.

Imagine going to the California coast, and looking out at a clear ocean, no boats yet, because it's 7:00 AM, only the little old lady collecting shells.

Now imagine that whole ocean as a sea of fire, filled wih the stench of burning flesh and brimstone, including, instead of the few jumping fish, and awesome number of people using their last vestiges of strength to escape this eternal torment for but one fraction of a second. The constant sound of the sea washing against the shore is replaced by unimaginible amounts of screaming, people in so much pain as to simply see it would cause even the least emotional Gothic to break down in tears end never stop waking up screaming in bed for the rest of his life.

Now imagine the greatest pain you've ever experienced in your life. Couple it with the pain of even one limb being burned, then multiply it by a billion. Then add to it the fact that this pain, this torture, that you would normally withdraw from to a safer place, will never subside, no matter how much you cry, weep, confess, and curse.

A place made by God as a punishment for the rouge angel Lucifer (see Satan), who some people senselessly worship. Satan is bringing as many people down to this unimaginable torture as he can by introducing sin into the world. Songs, movies, and the internet are his outlets. He has caused people to believe that hell will be a big party, full of drinking, sex, and other forms of sinful fun, even causing some to commit suicide to get there.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 24, 2004
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dumped a canoe

Last night I dumped a canoe, literally pooped on her vagina
by Wiznut August 18, 2017
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Twitter Dumped

Your partner finally sees sense and ends the relationship with you. You then bitch about it on Twitter, summing up your feelings in 140 characters.
Twitter Dumped examples:

1. Got dumped.. cried last night, cried in the shower. cried on the bus. about to cry. pretty soon a should be dehydrated.

2. My boyfriend just broke up with me for a short fat ugly buckteeth mewn little bitch---as u may tell...im not happy!
by TwitDumped March 4, 2010
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Thumper Dumped

When you are give her vigorous anal & she shits on your dick so hard her back cracks.
I got fucked so hard in the ass last night, I thumper dumped on his cock & now I need a chiropractor. Help
by Dr. Detroit November 27, 2020
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