da fuck

what+the+fuck+!

Cathy evilly pinched Dave's balls "accidentally" and Dave proclaimed "da fuck!?!!".

by Dave! February 6, 2003

Daffuckk

it means what the Fuck?
but ONLY in certain situations

"There is a extremely badly parked car in the car park."

"DAFFUCKK, it's like a mm from the other car"

by Ayman82 January 30, 2010

Defuckified

To De-fuckify is to get any and all nastyness off from something that you want to be clean.

I defuckified my greasy mud-butt ass by wiping it after having hiked down the mountain.

by DJDiggler August 7, 2006

defuckionalized

1. establised as no longer fucked up emotionally

2. regaining the will or ability to think and act normally

Krystal: "Hey did you hear about Amanda & J.R.?"
Paige: "No, what happened?"
Krystal: "Amanda broke up with him & he was a really great guy!"
Paige: "Oh, don't worry...Amanda will get defuckionalized & then call J.R. back! Everything will be okay!"

by PlutoGenius June 13, 2010

DEFUCKINGNIED

Being denied, but with "fucking" added for extra emphasis.

sooooooo... today. I log on to FB and there is a friend request.

DEFUCKINGNIED

by Burt Sugarman July 27, 2010

dufuck

More colorful version of "What the fuck?" most often used when caught off-guard by loud sounds or animals flying past your face too fast to tell what they are; also during moments of self-reflection brought on by new sets of facts or personal epiphanies.

30 year old at Spring Break upon realizing he's a 30 year old at Spring Break: "Dufuck I'm doing here?"

20 year old at Spring Break upon seeing 30 year old at Spring Break: "Dufuck he's doing here?"

Everyone at Spring Break when DMX grabs the mic and grunts nonsensically: "Dufuck he just say??"

by publicationsamples May 15, 2014

Dafunks

Someone who brings it all, but is very homosexual and likes to have sexual relations with underage boys.

Man that guy is Dafunks.

by risc411 December 4, 2009