Cockke

an alternative to Dickke, Cockke is used when Dickke may not be appropriate.
"Do you realise you are a massive Cockke?"
by Ayman82 January 30, 2010
mugGet the Cockkemug.

Daffuckk

it means what the Fuck?
but ONLY in certain situations
"There is a extremely badly parked car in the car park."

"DAFFUCKK, it's like a mm from the other car"
by Ayman82 January 30, 2010
mugGet the Daffuckkmug.