Cuntstinks

Name given to a native Western Australian Parrot.
We had a pet Pink and Grey Galah (Australian native parrot). My wife doubted I could teach it to talk.
I wracked my brain to think of the most obtuse wording I could teach it.
Over a period of 6 to 12 months the Galah picked up the word and said it clearly and very regularly.
My wife was quite pissed off to say the least. Visitors were usually too scared to ask what it said.

The Galah said regularly to my wife "Cuntstinks". Need I say more !

by Humbole February 1, 2023

Cuntstrick

A unfortunate situation brought on by sheer bad luck.

"I can't believe that has just happened to me, that's a real cuntstrick"

by Lucky And April 1, 2003

cuntston

a gorgeous, cheating asshole. One who likes to play girls and make them cry.

Oh my god he cheated on her?!?! what a cuntston.

by MADDDDDDD January 20, 2009

cuntstantly

when describing the reoccurring sexual actions of a whoreish girl.

"no lie dude, she cuntstantly gives me head when we're hangin out."

"shit man, thats dope"

by JAKE N DAVE...n kev November 21, 2009

Cuntshine

Home-made vagina, commonly brewed in Russia.

Dave: What is that?

Brad: A bucket load of cuntshine.

by ermwhy June 17, 2012

Cuntstantly

Used to describe someone who is constantly being a cunt about something.

Man, Stacy is cuntstantly shoving her opinion down everyone's throats.

by Skee42 March 8, 2017

cuntstix

Exclamation to express fury.

"Oh cuntstix, I left the fucking oven on. What a fucking cunt I am"

British circa 1995

by BobMcBride84 November 23, 2017