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Word used to describe something that’s so good you can’t even use fucked to explain it, you gotta say cunted.
1. “then you realise we’re feasting gyg after this” “yeah that’s fucken cunted”
2. “you coming cq tonight?” “course bro” “JEEEEEZ that’s cunted”
Cunted by Parsa Manshadi December 29, 2022
When a cunt gets outcunted and suffers the consequences of acting the cunt.
"Jim, the cunt, keyed the neighbours car but got savaged by their guard dog! He got cunted!"
Cunted by WillyTheSmink April 7, 2024
When you are so fucked up drunk that you can’t even say a completed sentence. You are so drunk that whatever you did last night, will forever be a mystery.
Bro I got so cunted last night, I think I mailed my socks to Japan.
Josh was so cunted that he jerked off on a main road.
Cunted by Yoshua July 30, 2024
When a group of PST's collude to use radiological torture, psychological torture, physical torture, biological torture, to slander, illegally use names, BIODATA, and likenesses WITHOUT CONSENT, for frame jobs, smear campaigns, coercion, and WAR CRIMES against minorities, protected classes of people including the elderly, the disabled, people of mid-low socioeconomic status including children as young as 2 y/o, for the purpose of their victim's murder, rape, gang-rape, terrorist threats, molestation, physical enslavement, cognitive enslavement, defrauding, interruption of access to healthcare and want to make a pretense of being the victim. The Neo Nazi Regime that now includes Nazi Extremist South Asians, when they get caught, prosecuted, and slip into oblivion, they want to say they were hunted/cunted for the sake of ambiguation. There is a faction on Silver Lane that meets at Rentschler Stadium for Hate Speech.

This term is not to be confused with wanting to have relations with blonde, redhead, or headless, swine or other farm animals or dead things.
"He kunted/cunted me!"
"So you got Peppa Pigged, huh?"
"Unfortunately no, he wasn't into beastiality."
"But I did manage to frame him for pedophilia, rape and hurting my and my ped-owner's branded buttocks, 420 yo!"
"Oh!" "So when do I mark my calendar to perjure myself, for this mark?"

"Do you see what I just did there?"
"Ha!"
" I missed the last person/family we did the frame-job on."
"Yeah, just tell me what to lie about and I'll rally our Neo Nazis slaves and our soulless satanic cattle at Rentschler Stadium, if I can tear them away from the minority minors we abduct."
"It'll be a gas... chamber"
"Huh?"
"Ha!"
"We we've got to do something about the African Americans of Jewish Heritage in our town, our state, our country."
"I'm tired of having to say both n-----er and k--e in the same sentence, all this hate is making me want some opened yogurt." "The fresher the better, I had to wait two years for mine." "My Dad gave me what I wanted in no time. I begged for it, after dinner every night, he had to put a lock on his bedroom door." "They all did."
"All who?"
"All the males in the trailer, they could hear me at night... a'commin'."
"Well here's to good ol' opened yogurts!"
"Yay!"
"Yum!"
"Yum!"

cunted fuck 

Usually used in a positive sense, possibly as a greeting to a close friend or when they've acted in a way which makes one proud
A: I went to sailors the other night and fucked this bitch in the toilet
B: Ah you cunted fuck thats awesome

or

A: alright you cunted fuck how are you
B: alright thanks cunt
cunted fuck by theCF July 7, 2012

Cunted Creature 

A fond way to refer to a female of any species especially humans as it refers to the most precious part of the female anatomy.
I work with a whole lot of cunted creatures
Cunted Creature by CuntSpreader October 11, 2019