a face (typically a woman's) that is only good for cumshots. a face that is about half sexy and half ugly. a face that the popular girl in high school usually has. typically a face that you will see on most porn stars.

Guy 1: Did you here Daniel say that Jessica's face was beautiful?
Guy 1: In what world is she "beautiful?" She has such a cumshot face.

Cumshot Face by JakuffKing July 27, 2020

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cumshot sunday

When a dudes about to buy but your like “hold up” and squirt some chocolate sauce in your mouth and then you’re like “okay”

“Dude last night Becky gave me a cumshot Sunday on my dick. It was rad!”

cumshot sunday by Edwineddyed September 16, 2018

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Cumshot soup

A creamy side soup consisting of the hardest nut you have ever busted sometimes it's yellow or stringy but it usually smells like pollen or bleach yet quenches the thirst of the horniest of guttersluts

Jackie was fucking trashed last night. I heard that bitch scraped her bowl of cumshot soup clean. She even soaked up the last bit with french bread.

Cumshot soup by White and brown stained dildo March 27, 2019

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Cumshot slingshot

When you rip off your condom too fast and slingshot cum at your partner.

"Dude, she screamed when I accidentally did the cumshot slingshot."

"He took off his condom and shot Cum at me! He totally did the cumshot slingshot!"

Cumshot slingshot by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 6, 2020

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