Cump

A grumpy cunt.

"I can't believe our mate bailed the show and is backing out of paying"

"I know, he's being a real cump"

by nikolai_stavrogin May 14, 2023

Cump

Short for a "Corner Jump" in Celeste

You have to do a cump to get past this screen.

by Rand0mHum4n July 18, 2023

Cump

A paradoxical statement meaning “cump”.

“What does cump mean?”
“Cump”

by Publius__ August 20, 2023

Cump

When you cum and smoke a blunt at the same time, if you know somebody who does this you don’t cross them

Father:Oh look kids a cumper! Observe closely
Cumper: *incoherent shreking*

by ThatOneCumper November 4, 2020

Cump (noun)

1. A man who dumps his cum in any open hole he can find
2. A man who has many sexual partners
3. A man with low standards of cleanliness

Cump (noun)

Men can be a cump, cumper, cumpster, cumpy:
"Ew. Don't date him. He's a major cump" - can substitute other words above like cumper, cumpster
"If you're horny, he's super cumpy and will do ANYthing you want"

by EClever$ January 6, 2021

Cump

When 20+ men ejaculate inside your asshole, eventually you have to get it out. The act of shitting the loads out is referred to as a "cump", or more specifically: "taking a cump" (a combination of the words "cum" and "dump").

I thought I got everything out last night, but this morning I took the biggest cump of my life!

by SINNIK May 5, 2021

Cump

A cup full of semen.

“Bro, don’t forget to throw away your cump!”

by Cumcake22 May 9, 2021