Campster

A form of hipster, typically found either at a summer camp or in transit to/from said camp. Campsters are marked by their allegiance to Chocos, Keens, Merrils, Toms, Rainbows, or any shoe that was hand-painted. They also tend to carry Camelbacks, grow not-impressive beards, treat swimming in lakes as akin to showering and consider Salute Your Shorts to be the greatest reality show in history. Often seen wearing Silly Bandz traded from younger campers in addition to their superfluous amounts of hand-strung friendship bracelets, Campsters are experts of archery, fishing, making things out of duct tape, making camp fires and know every single cheesy camp song ever (ironically, of course). Don't ask what camp they've just returned from - you've probably never heard of it. It's pretty new and underground, so you'll probably hear of it a few years when it sells out, becomes mainstream and starts buying brand name cereals.

Person A: Dude, where were you last month?
Person B: I was teaching 8 year olds how to break in a wild stallion at this camp I know in Ohio. You've probably never heard of it.
Person A: Wow, you are such a campster

by TopherFHF July 29, 2011

Cumtaster

a servant who tastes the cum before his/her master gives/receives a bj.

Mike wants to be a cumtaster when he grows up.

by hahahahahaahha May 19, 2009

Cumpster

The Word "cumpster' is a term for a slut.Cumpster is like the dumpster because the slut is a dumpster of cum

That bitch is a cumpster.

by im the cumpster September 8, 2018

cumforter

The sheet/towel you use over and over again to clean up your 'mess' after masturbating.

After I got done masturbating, I used my comforter to clean up my mess, thus making it a cumforter.

by Mat123abcyallknowme August 11, 2010

Campsterbating

When one camps in Call of Duty and masturbates

There's somebody campsterbating in the barber shop

by Spaghetti Western June 19, 2011

cumsterbate

The act of using ones semen as a lubricant for genital or anal stimulation.

I want you to cumsterbate with me!

Do you wanna cumsterbate?
I just cumsterbated.
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now, I'm cumsterbating.

by DerBearr_ November 24, 2015

cumoter

A hotel TV remote that’s been used for cooter play

The chick from tinder squirted all over the remote now it’s a cumoter

by JRS December 9, 2022