cue cummer

A person such as a porn actor who can ejaculate on cue.

He didn't squirt until the director told him it was time for the money shot. He is a cue cummer.

by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

penis cummer

a person who lurks under boys beds and cuts a hole under there ass and get to the dick to lick

jacks dick was gone the next day he saw it was the penis cummer...

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.

Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.

by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022

onion cummer

When while cumming a person makes a similar face as to biting into an onion

She was pretty hot but she was an onion cummer

by RatSmacker907 June 8, 2023

cummer

basically a wanker but a bit more friendly. Hebridean Scottish

"Shag off you cummer!"

by Lilith666 March 23, 2019

cummer

A male that cums so hard in woman's face

This guy i such a cummer!

by thefakeguy(real) January 9, 2023

Quiet Cummer

A man or transexual whom cums quietly

My boyfriend Alex is a quiet cummer

by DaddyDucky October 8, 2018