CSI: Miami

Horrible offshoot of the previously stellar CSI programme. Hilariously bad, features a skinny ginger guy as the primary protagonist. The only explanation one can accept for the fact that his wizened horrible face takes centre stage in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE is that he is one of the principal writers and must be constantly writing himself to the forefront of every single scene, perhaps to further the cause of ginger tossers world-wide.

by moley May 16, 2003

CSI-ing

When you really wanna blaze, but you have to do it outside, after a snowfall. The snow shows where you go, where you blaze (ash, roaches, etc.) and then heading home. Making easy evidence for a cop.

It's so sketch to go CSI-ing, cops could bust us so easily!

by randomkyle December 22, 2008

CSI'ing

after watching too many episodes of C.S.I., you start thinking that you are a "CSI" when things go weird thus you investigate or start "CSI'ING" what you don't now or understand.

man, my lighter is missing, I know one of y'all took it, 'm gonna be CSI'ING the shit outa this place till I find it yo!

by kagic September 23, 2016

CSI Hangover

The act of trying to remember the day after a night of heavy drinking by going through receipts, bank statements and messages.

Me: "CSI hangover was hard work, today mate, I couldn't find anything about where I had been last night"
Friend: "check your Uber trips; see where you been"

by MrBlueSea June 10, 2019

CSI Lyon

An educational institution remarkably similar to the Spanish Inquisition: its capacity to ruin a young person's life unexpectedly is not to be undermined. The stress that can be put on someone's being is infinite, and this centre is the proof of that. Nonetheless, just like the Spanish Inquisition, it can make you go up in the social ladder, thanks to the access it gives to privileged education.

"Oh wow, George got into SiencesPo Paris thanks to CSI Lyon, he's going to be a diplomat"

"Remember George? He ended his misery before starting college while he was still attending CSI Lyon"

by Mr_Lemons November 21, 2021

Going CSI

When one's love juices have soiled an area due to careless social activitities. The abundance of remnant DNA would certainly lead to a conviction on any crime drama.

"WTF?!? Why is the couch all sticky?"

"Yo man my girl came over last night and we was going CSI right where you be sittin"

by HotMic the Vigorous DockMaster January 3, 2012

CSIHSIS

The College of Staten Island High School for International Studies. This school will not only ruin your life, but also lower your GPA by AT LEAST a point. Make it a priority not to go here, and attend a REAL high school instead, such as Brooklyn Technical, Bronx Science, or Stuyvesant.

1. Damn, I can't believe I go to CSIHSIS, what a total waste of my life.

by BellaNotte April 30, 2008