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Cryptocurrency

Thinly veiled subtext, passive-aggressive language, or ambiguity masquerading as an equivalent to honest dialog. A bid, exchange, or transaction made by utilizing cryptic comments and/or camouflaged questions meant to conceal one’s true meaning. Commonly used to express sentiments too cutting, self-revealing, or vulnerable to say outright. An indirect medium of communication given, received, or transacted post-conversion from its original, more transparent currency, with an exchange-rate that varies based on intention. The motive and personal truth/truths; offered by an individual, accepted by individuals, or adopted by a group; hidden in language.
“That cute guy I met at the new coffee bar downtown asked me if my boyfriend was a coffee snob too, and I told him that I sadly don’t have one of those right now, but the cryptocurrency was obviously that we’re into each other.”

“Can we quit the ‘scheduling conflict’ cryptocurrency and just admit that you aren’t sure how you feel about me and that’s confusing so now I don’t trust you?”

“Oh my god, the cryptocurrency in all three of Richard Linklater’s ‘Before Trilogy’ is so frustratingly well-written, it makes me want to yell at the characters to just spit it out already!”

“Friend, his text responses are ambiguous af and it isn’t your job to decipher his cryptocurrency. Like John Mayer says, ‘Say what you need to say,’ or shut-up.”

“He went on for 20 minutes about how he is in between projects right now but that he has some really exciting stuff in the works, so his cryptocurrency is likely that he doesn’t have a job.”

“Just be safe tonight, it’s not that I’m worried, I’d just be really sad if you weren’t around to eat half of my every meal after you’ve just told me you weren’t hungry.” “I’m sorry, we don’t accept that cryptocurrency at this bank...but I love you too.”
by They Call Me Sunshine May 14, 2021
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cryptobussy

What you name your anus when you have Cryptosporidium and are constantly shitting yourself
My cryptobussy is taking an absolute beating after every meal
by anonymous March 8, 2024
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Cryptohustler

A synonym for gamer. Gamers are a oppressed minority in the cruel world and therefor they must have a chad codename in the depths of the web and the cruelty that is known as the earth
"I have a customer for my Edibles I offered on the Silk Road, he's a cryptohustler, so I got him some Shark Cards with the Edibles."
by Omituinen1731 January 6, 2020
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CryptopsyBodom

a skilled DDR player in the midatlantic area. Has over 200 AAAs
CryptopsyBodom has a lot of AAs
by UnknownDidderPlayr November 14, 2004
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cryptonosology

the study of diseases of unknown or obscure causes. It aims at discovering the causes of such diseases in the future.
Cryptonosology may open avenues for further progess in medical science.
by uttam maharjan March 17, 2010
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cryptobooking

The act of posting cryptic messages on facebook.
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Wow (x)+(x) is a great cryptobooking post!
by syndicate001 June 27, 2012
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cryptofuglet

Damn, that cryptofuglet needs his mama
by shitball487o November 16, 2018
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