Crank that spider man

your partner gives u head then b4 you climax pull her head off ur mushroom, cum in your hand, and finally throw it in her face while saying Go web Go

Lisa a. OMG he totally crank that spider man all over me last night!
Lisa d. I kno you still have some on your face

by bhjodrtzdtyfug March 7, 2009

Crank Craters

Refers the the large sores meth-users get on their face after picking. Picking is either caused by tweaking or the hallucinations that bugs are crawling under your skin.

tweakingpickingcracknecrank craters

by Miss Speedy March 29, 2011

Crank a Deutch

To take a massive dump. to shit.

Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.

by hambone. October 28, 2011

crankage

Means something is tuff,or lit.Something you crank with,hyped on or fuck with.

That song is the crankage!

That nigga is crankage!

by guccibuttercup March 12, 2019

Chunder Crank

An extension of the Cry Wank.

To vomit at the same time as crying and wanking.

I imagined her having sex with her new boyfriend & had a Chunder Crank.

by lykenlove May 6, 2011

crease crank

A lacrosse term where during practice players will often take full power shots scarily close to the goalie

Chill Jack that crease crank nearly too my head off.

by Anon131 December 11, 2017

cranker

A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)

All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!

by Lil KK October 8, 2003