The name given to a man who has had Anal sex with at least five Blond/Bimbo-ish girls who are ranked above a 7 on the hotness scale. Said man is then dubbed a Dutch crusader for his valiant crusade of the Netherlands.
Cody Truly knows how to attract women but he is no where near Jake who recently earned his title of Dutch Crusader.
by C.gayvit November 30, 2011
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An even crustier version of a trustafarian. No less well off. Most likely listens to breakcore as supposed to psytrance, the genre of music commonly listened to by the latter.
While a trustafarian may reject wider society due to a sense of being a more highly conscious and considerate being than others (often after chronic over-use of psychedelic drugs), a crustafarian tends to do so because of laziness, a lack of respect for those who support them and a tendency to be more interested in where they will score there next quarter of ket (local demand often outstrips supply due to their favorable allowances and lack of self respect) or when the next Bong-Ra or Venetian Snares gig is.
An even crustier version of a trustafarian. No less well off. Most likely listens to breakcore as supposed to psytrance, the genre of music commonly listened to by the latter.
While a trustafarian may reject wider society due to a sense of being a more highly conscious and considerate being than others (often after chronic over-use of psychedelic drugs), a crustafarian tends to do so because of laziness, a lack of respect for those who support them and a tendency to be more interested in where they will score there next quarter of ket (local demand often outstrips supply due to their favorable allowances and lack of self respect) or when the next Bong-Ra or Venetian Snares gig is.
Crustafarian 1:
"Shall we go to the (insert name of alternative electronic music festival here)?"
Crustafarian 2:
"Fuck yeah, but first I'll have to drop out of the degree my parents are paying for and go to Bristol to pick up 5 litres of liquid ket."
Crustafarian 1:
"Safe then, I'll book the tickets tomorrow with the money I got when my rich Aunt died and nick the keys to my Dad's Landrover."
"Shall we go to the (insert name of alternative electronic music festival here)?"
Crustafarian 2:
"Fuck yeah, but first I'll have to drop out of the degree my parents are paying for and go to Bristol to pick up 5 litres of liquid ket."
Crustafarian 1:
"Safe then, I'll book the tickets tomorrow with the money I got when my rich Aunt died and nick the keys to my Dad's Landrover."
by The Anticrust October 13, 2011
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Get the crusalicious mug.The expansion to World of Warcraft that will be released on January 16th, 2007. Will raise the level cap to 70, add levels to all professions, create 2 new races (Draeni for Allianc, and Blood Elves for the Horde), And will add numerous new areas and dungeons to explore.
by qtothey December 7, 2006
Get the Burning Crusade mug.It is a Noun, Verb, or an adjective used to identify/describe anything and everything. OR to refer to a situation that is either completely positive or negative, depending on how one says Crusha .
Yo, Last night i gave her the Crusha
Tonight i have to work on a Crusha amount of homework.
Man that fall was Crusha!
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umm, Bartender, I'll have an Long Island Iced Crusha
Tonight i have to work on a Crusha amount of homework.
Man that fall was Crusha!
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Man that trick was Crusha!
umm, Bartender, I'll have an Long Island Iced Crusha
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