Bum crum

Someone who is acting very bummy.

Grace: I hate you!
Shazana: Ugghh ur such a bum crum!

by master_fu_my_bestie December 5, 2021

Crum-Ewing

A Boss, a genius, an amazing lover, a man with a huge cock, eats pussy better then any other. simply the best type of man you could be

man o man i wish i could be a Crum-Ewing they get all the ladies and are so fucking cool

by thatguywhoknowsall33 September 21, 2011

crummed sausage

Where and male and a female are having sex on either a sandy beach or a sand bank, where the males penis is crummed in sand.

oh Ray, your penis is all sandy, youve got a crummed sausage

by Shanelle January 29, 2006

crum tilda

a fat housekeeper with wretched crumby feet

there are so many crumbs on you feet , you are crum tilda

by oren November 6, 2004

crum of a defected turd

a flake of a maljusted body waste

You look like a crum of a defected turd you freak of nature.

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Crum

Doug Simone and or John Woolley (Little John)

A crum is a less than desirable human being

by ALF1000 September 17, 2022

Crum Crobbler

Slang for an annoying little shit who's gonna shit the bed in life at any moment. Most likely spends all their time on discord and relies on their mother or father.

Me: "Man I hope I don't turn out like dream when I'm older.."
Friend: "Yeah he's a real *Crum Crobbler*."

by EthanCannot December 15, 2023