K-Cuffed

To be excessively wasted/fucked, be it on alcohol or various other cocktails of drugs.

Tom: Hey man did you see Andy last night at that party?
Ben: Yeah dude that motherfucker was K-cuffed!

by Ben Clarke December 30, 2007

chuffed as a beavers clout

chuffed as in happy. Beavers clout as in a beavers vagina. And the word chuffed used instead of chaffed (ie rubbed sore due to prikly hairs)for humerous effect. used to describe how happy you are.

"wow ive just won the lottery, im as chuffed as a beavers clout!"

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

Cuffed

When a young suburban (usually white) girl goes into the big city looking for drugs. (usually because her habit is blossoming or her normal hookup is busted/retired. Young black street dealers offer incredable deals to these young women and befriend them or introduce them to a specialist. In short order they are getting free drugs and in love. From there it's the oldest story ever told.

-as observed by Professor Greg Scott in his observations of Heroin culture and prostitution relationships between urban and suburban zones.

This bitch came by my corner looking to score, she was like "in need" y'know? You watch bro, I'm gonna have this bitch cuffed befo she knows whats what. Bitch be sucking dick for dimebags by this time next week. Gonna cuff her to my man over there, he gives me nice kickback for every white cunt he turns out from me. And you know I gotta make dat bank.

by Batfishy May 6, 2011

Cuffed

Typically used by a foreign person who tries to pass It off as slang in their country in an attempt to be cool.

She told me she was cuffed, but I've traveled so I know she was full of it.

by The realist o g May 13, 2016

cuffed her muff

the act of cuping a woman's vagina or grabbbing it.

Lisa walked up to me looking very horny, so I cuffed her muff to feel how wet she was.

by joeysito December 18, 2008

Cuffed

Your not my boyfriend/girlfriend....... but your mine

Hey know that you’re cuffed now.

by Deek July 5, 2018

Ass Cuffed

To have your hands inside two whores asses after a good fisting.

Jim: (calls his friend Jake on speaker) "Jake! I need help man"
Jake: "What's the problem bro?"
Jim: "I brought two strippers back last night and after a good fisting my hands are stuck in their asses!"
Jake: "Oh you're just Ass Cuffed, I'll be right over"

by Ass Cuffed August 12, 2014