cruddance

"The worst thing", but with more severity and vulgarity.

cf: crapness

Also used as an exclamation, in place of a swear word.

We'll have to get up at 5; but the cruddance is that we won't be seeing a bed again for 48hrs!

Cruddance! I just stepped on a cactus.

by JWBPhayz July 22, 2009

cradackled

getting hit very hard or smashed in general, also known as getting cracked/checked. a.k.a "dieseled" "pwned"

dude, fretz just cradackled that kid

by fretz71 August 19, 2009

crudderbum

A man with a perma-poo stain on his right thigh.

Ew, look at that stinky crudderbum trying to pick up that cheap whooah.

by Wuttamess October 29, 2009

Crude Brew

A substance that contains 2 or more liquids that is unauthorized that is illegally brewed and is not processed.

Crude Brew is a common sight at our table

by WeirdPerson746 May 2, 2023

The Iraqi crud

A generic sickness felt by almost all members of the Armed Forces serving in Iraq. Its symptoms include, but are not limited to, diarrea, nausea, bubble guts, extreme amounts of gas, congestion

Soldier 1: Dude you just blew up that shitter

Soldier 2: Yeah I got another case of the Iraqi crud

by fat ass101 April 30, 2009

Crudmuffin

1. A mild explative, used to indicate displeasure.
2. A unique and tasty home-made treat.

"Crudmuffin! I can't find my shoes."
John baked a batch of crudmuffins.

by Xaritel June 20, 2004

Cruddlemuffins

an exclamation one says when something turns from crud and gets worse and worse.

Cruddlemuffins im only 14

by Chris Holder September 28, 2005